Years and years ago, we knew this local jazz fusion drummer. He played with a group that did a 15-minute rendition of Led Zeppelins Whole Lotta Love. Buff the minds eyeball with that and tell us that they werent right in calling such an abomination Whole Lotta Hell. Thankfully, John Hennesseys idea of what a whole lotta hell might look like is significantly more engaging than a bunch of jazzoids defiling the Mighty Zep. Welcome, wont you, the Hennessey HPE1000 Charger and Challenger Hellcat!
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Because 707 horsepower courtesy of Ma Mopars 6.2-liter supercharged V-8 simply is not enough, Hennessey bolts on a pair of turbochargers. Note that this is not in lieu of the blower atop the enginethe turbos are there to add additional boost. The at-the-crank result is 1032 horsepower at 6500 rpmand 987 lb-ft of torque at 4200. Hennessey claims thats good for 2.7 seconds to 60 mph and is enough to put either Cat just into the nines, blasting through the traps in 9.9 seconds at 142 mph. After all, owing somebody a 10-second car went out of vogue shortly after 2001.
-In addition to the engine mods, the HPE1000s come with twin-turbo badging, a Hennessey rear badge, HPE1000 Powered by Hennessey badges on both sides, and in the rear, a first-edition copy of Stephen Cranes The Red Badge of Courage,and a Palawan stink badger in the throes of estrus. The last two items are lies. In the realm of things that are not lies or deemed badges, your HPE1000 also comes with an interior not-a-badge/plaque signed by John Hennessey and an engine-compartment plaque signed by the person who built your car. Youll also receive a signed Certificate of Authenticity and a set of Powered by Hennessey floor mats.
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The twin snails, their extra boost, a before/after dyno chart, the rest of the upgrades, and all the branded additional content youd ever possibly want costs $55,000 on top of the cost of the car itself, says Hennessey. Its all backed by a one-year/12,000-mile limited warranty over and beyond the one provided by Fiat-Chrysler. The rear tires, regrettably, arenot. Whaddaya want? It is hell after all.
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